Thursday, April 28, 2016

Tapping the Billionaire

Blind dates? Online dating profiles? Been there, done that.

Georgia Cummings has zero luck with dating, and the era of the internet is not her friend.
No matter how fast she runs, how many corners she turns, she can’t find her way out of this weird, alternate universe where men think dick pics are a replacement for small talk and getting to know a girl. One more crotch selfie and she might write men off for good…

But why can’t she stop fantasizing about him?

Kline Brooks is the quintessential billionaire bad boy—dark, styled, short hair, muscles for days, and a panty-dropping smile.
Except—he isn’t.

As his employee, he won’t touch her with a ten foot pole.
But she won’t touch him either.

Too bad their hormones missed the memo.**


If you’re the type of woman who prefers crotch selfies to small talk, this book isn’t for you.

If you enjoy random men you’ve never met filling up your inbox with dirty words and porn—for reasons focused more towards diddling your donut than laughing at the absurdity—this book isn’t for you. 

If you HATE laughing, this book isn’t for you.

If you want your male leads to grunt, thrust like jack rabbits, and have one-track minds that prefer a nice pair of tits to brains every hour of every day for the rest of forever, well, then, this book still isn’t for you. 


If you enjoy a good swoon, a hearty laugh, witty banter, and some hot as f*@% f*@%ing, then consider Georgia Cummings your GirlFriday and Kline Brooks your next irresistible book boyfriend.

Thanks to the authors for an ARC in exchange for an honest review.

I was hooked from the first chapter on. Georgia is snarky and fun. So much she thinks that comes out of her mouth especially when she's high on Benadryl. Georgia is good at her job and she likes it and lets face it people that is half the battle! She works hard for Brooks Media, her boss is great and nice. She's never noticed really how good looking he is, hes just her boss; Kline Brooks. One day he asks her to a gala and then she realizes he's very good looking and seriously how did she not notice!!

Kline is an anomaly. He's a billionaire and he runs his own company but he isn't a womanizer. He doesn't have a different girlfriend every other week. He's waiting for the right girl. How he's missed Georgia is lost to him. His mother had a date lined up for a gala and he knew he couldn't listen to another elitist girl drone on about what ever society girls talk about. Georgia is funny and beautiful. She makes his world better and he doesn't want to let her go. He is keeping something from her and he's worried that she won't stay if he tells her.

You guys, this book is AWESOME. I was laughing and making my husband listen to lines from the book. He didn't think they were so funny. Mostly because he wasn't reading it. When it comes out he will though because it was a great book.  Georgia is real and I am so glad I was able to read this book. Kline is a great guy too, he's got all this money and he doesn't let it affect him. I can't tell you everything because I want you to have some surprises when you read it and if you don't read it I don't know if we can be friends. Ha I am just kidding but seriously Check this book out and let me know what you think!!  Leave the author love in the form of a review!

**Goodreads summary
Here are some extra goodies from the authors!! 

Purchase link

You know you wanna click that link right there.. DO it. This book is snarky, fun and smoking hot. Do it.. Seriously I'll just wait here to hear what you have to say about this book!! 

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